Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...