The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...