OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...