Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...