I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...