Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.