Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...