Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...