Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...