Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...