Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...