Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...