LICENSE TO STEAL
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Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Hot croako!
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Drummer problems
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Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Car Acronyms
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Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...