How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...