Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...