Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...