Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...