What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...