A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...