Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...