The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...