tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...