Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....