Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...