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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
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A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...