if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...