If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...