What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
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You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
There’s a parrot on the plane
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