I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...