billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...