They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...