Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...