If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
For the man I love.
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So Relieved!
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Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
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New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
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Sick of the Holidays
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Bubble and squeak!
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