cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...