A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...