Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...