Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...