Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?