Some very common traits in two drunks
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Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink