Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...