Perfect Day
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Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Chocolate is better than sex!
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Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Why married women get heavy.
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Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
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Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!