Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...