Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...