What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A thin mouse!
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Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
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The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...