Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...