Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...