Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Caring for floppy disks
|ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...