During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...