A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...