What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...