Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...