Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...